Philip 'Phiz' Gilliver is an author of several books for children and young adults. His latest projects have been for TV and Radio. He lives in Wrexham in North Wales with his wife, a Springer spaniel and two cats. He hopes to have some exciting news to put here one day. For now, here's a rhyme.
'Christmas is coming, we'll all be on the hog.
we can't afford a turkey
so we're going to eat the dog.'
Brrrrrum Ching!